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Hi fans, I have moved. thanks for the continued support. Look out for A Jesters tale in a stores. Please go to http://www.thejester.tv come and visit and praise me! The Jester

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whatever 5 times, here is a hand.hello, whwhahahahahahaha

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I have got a house again, in fact I have my old house back and the charges have been dropped. One of the tramps in the park was in fact very rich. It turns out he was grateful for my lessons in poker (I won of course) and left me £15,000 in his will, which I had kindly help him write before he the drowning incident. I have paid my debts of and am now able to live normally again. Also I may have

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The Jester will be back on your TV soon, well not quite me, but played by an actor on crimewatch. Also I didn't steal any money I merely won it at poker, just because the children hadn't listened to my lessons properly doesn't mean they shouldn't pay up when I won. Some of them were fat anyway and didn't need to buy any lunch. I hope they pick some one good looking like The Jester, in fact I

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there have been some strange occurences in the Jesters finances. I have found that some of my bills have gone unpayed so I came home last month to find the house boarded up. Luckily my tent was drying out in the garden so I have been living in the local park till I get some money sorted. I'm sure the Jesters friends will come through though. Whats another few weeks in a tent. Also I have

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The tourney was a success, well nearly as I only got 2nd place. Some people were unhappy at the amount of freeroll whores in attendance, personally I don’t care, they are all there for me to beat. I was unlucky as I played in several games at once and was in a great deal of pain with a bad back. This said I still played amazing poker, but after a while the lack of food and sleep for three days

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Fans I have been asked to play in a freeroll. Normally I wouldn't as they are full of tramps and scroungers. This is different as I will be actively tutoring people in the game. The idea is people try to beat The Jester! Not much chance of that. The winner will get a T-Shirt used in the film about me, 2nd and 3rd get Jester lighters and all top 5 get a signed poker chip from me. For more

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I have been away in talks with a TV company regarding having my own show for the poker channel. It will be an MTV style show with pranks and mainly poker talk. I'll post details as I get them. Also I will be holding a Beat the Jester Freeroll tounrament in a few weeks, so please post here if you are ineterested and I will respond. Fans and enemies are welcome as I will school you all in the ways

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I am deeply moved and saddened to learn of the demise of the poorly brained Groundskimmer, who I now know to have been Drew Milton. I hope he did not think that he was bad for attacking that student, they are as low as homeless people and any harm done to them is surely valid. It is quite nice that his last words were “Jack seven suited?……..I’m all in” I have pictures of Miltons tattoo on his

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GS You are having a rough time indeed. As I say you can seek shelter in Sheffield where we will work hard and poker will save you. If you can see your way to sorting out my doubters and attackers it would be ok by me. You can stop in my cellar, I realise I offered you the land at the side of my house, but I now realise it would be cold there. The cellar is a bit wet, but I feel you would deter

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So I have a copycat eh? Well I know you can't post as well, I know you are restricted tp posting comments that look like I've done it. Well bucko, I have sent Groundskimmer, who is my biggest fa, to hunt down your fake ass. He will give you a grand kicking. He is poorly in the head but loyal and knows what I look like so beware. GS if you need to go overseas to hunt down this rotter, I will

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Hey people, another production company from the BBC have been in touch. I imagine that they saw me on TV and thought I’d be great. The show is called “get smarter in a week”, I don’t think they can make me any cleverer, but I’ll probably act as a target for the others to achieve. It’ll probably help that I’m already a celebrity for the ratings. I knew things would start happening. Keep watching

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These are the pictures of the T-shirts that are now available.

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Guys and Girls As you can see from some of the comments on previous posts, my opinion is sought after. People want to know how the Jester plays different hands. I hope that my advice helps and that you can play like the Jester. If you have any questions on hands and how to play them, send me the info and I’ll give you the advice from one of the games loved characters, a man who inspires people

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So first there was Darkman and Moral guardian who realised the error of their ways and left me alone. Now I have the "poker Dud", who has picked his favourite poker exercises from a text book and tried to baffle me. Well bad news buddy, my brain is like a calculator using solar power so it never runs down. I can go for hours (thats not rude) and make complex calulations, one after the other.

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Merry Christmas to all my fans, family and friends. I know I won't see anyone as I am in training for a tournament in January. Also thanks to fans and friends for not inundating me with presents, I may not have said it, but I didn't want any presents anyway, so thanks for guessing the right thing to do. Even though I'm in training, I don't mind if anyone wants to come round to my house for a game

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My poker people I am currently being followed by a TV crew who are making a film about me. This is the kick start to better things. Please bombard the Poker channel with requests to see my film, also channel 4 are interested. If you see me at a tourney with a crew in tow, you know why. Let me also take this opportunity to ask people to share their problems with me and I will be the Poker agony

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After much wrangling and haggling I have secured sponsorship from a major highstreet charity shop. While they will not pay my buy ins for tournaments I will get to have the pick of their stock, every week!!!! All I have to do is wear a wrist band with their name on. The idea is, as a role model, people will see me in them and want to wear them as well. I think the charity is for disabled

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So to start with, I have The Moral Guardian trying to get me taken of the net, now I have abuse from Darkplay! What kind of name is Darkplay? Who would call their kids Darkplay? Anyway he sounds like another nutter who is desperate to be more like me. He's probably seen me on TV and thinks, yes I want to be like that Jester chap who represents the ordinary man, except I don't, I am exceptional.

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The idiot from the last post has been sending emails to the Blog site people. He has claimed I should have my blog removed as I am promoting the vice that is gambling..... er I don't think so mate. How can poker be gambling? Idiot. Keep trying mate, I'm going no where, too many people respect me. I'm a TV celebrity for Gods sake. Send me a link to your blog, oh hang on you don't have one because

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Have you all been watching me? I start of quite bad, but through sheer hard work I become the best player there. I am probably one of the best players in the world but I just don’t have the bankroll to get me into the big games. Build up your bank roll I hear you shout. Well I would if it didn’t mean playing in games with idiots who don’t fold when I put in substantial raises. How dare they.

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I knew I would be. The poker channel are showing the programme "The Ultimatepoker.com showdown" tonight at 11:00 PM. I expect the offers will start flooding in this week. I am so excited to be on the poker channel, perhaps I might get an invite to appear as an expert, it wouldn't surprise me. I am somewhat of an authority on the game now. I suppose with my kind of inttellect it was inevitable.

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I met with the film makers the other night. We filmed a brief interview which went very well. The interviewer seemed genuine and had an interest in poker. I received a copy of the first interview on Saturday and it is cracking. I look good, I sound intelligent and it is a proffessional looking piece. I was worried they might be looking to do a 'comedy' piece, but that wasn't the case. I suspect

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Sorry about not updating this. Here is the thing, I've been in London in a few tourneys you see. I placed 3rd in one and 1st in the other big one. I took £175 for 3rd and £579 for 1st place. Good eh? Basically I beat a lot of people in both games. There were a few big names there, I'll not name drop but Mad Danny was there (I knocked him out - he drank my beer so I hit him, I would have got 1st

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So the meeting went well. We looked through the outline for the film. We also filmed an interview with me where I talked about my ambitions, dreams and aspirations for the future. I talked about my idea for a poker school for kids. I explained how poker can help kids with learning difficulties. I made sure I dispelled the idea that I was just another TV reality crap wannabe, TV is ok but I was

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Tonight I'm meeting a few friends. We are working on a documentary about me. You see I was on a poker show on Channel 5 - Ultimatepoker.com showdown (www.ultimatepoker.com). I went into the final as chip leader and favourite to win, but discovered what it means to be on Tilt. Anyway we are making a documentary about me and my attempts to break into the world of poker. It'll be awesome. Hopefully

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Here are two true stories which actually happened to me. 1 So anyway, Phil, Dave and Annie came round on Saturday for tea. We had Kentucky and Dave got narky because they don't salt the chips for you anymore. He said he was a poker god and he doesn't salt his own chips. In the end we all picked a card and Phil had to salt Dave chips. Annie had brought a bottle of Californian wine, she said it

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So here I am, a wannabe poker god, actor and all round great guy. I recently was on a poker show and I excelled as a player. All the pros said I was fantastic and could make shed loads of cash playing poker. This blog will follow my rise to poker superstar status. I'm already on my way. Anyway, I will try to tell you about my life as I go along, hopefully you'll find it interesting. Hopefully

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